becoming a demon seems like a good career option
found two kitties cuddling by the sea
I want to trace the outline of your collarbones
Having to google internet slang your friend is using because you have no idea what the fuck it means.
when the test question says “describe what’s happening in the picture” but the picture be like
don’t stare at the moon too long or else you’ll remember that nothing in this stupid fucking world makes sense
i found my senior quote
I can’t stand these fucking people with these fucking family window stickers on their cars a murderer is gonna come into your fucking house and you’re gonna try to hide your kids in the fucking closet and he’s gonna be like naw bitch I saw your fucking mini van I know you have six more kids where are they